Ozzy Man Reviews: Man vs Chair

Ozzy Man Reviews: Man vs Chair


Welcome to the work force. It appears to be a day like any other day. This fella is smashing some coffee and crunching numbers. Oh no, he does appear to have an issue with a piece of shit office chair provided by the manager. I dunno what’s going on with it exactly. He tries to ignore the problem and remain productive. But that’s hard to do and he cracks the shits! He has to stand up. This is a stand up problem. There’s a lot of confusion though so he sits back down. He gives it a quick test. It is definitely still fucked. Fucked chair confirmed.
I wouldn’t trust it with me life. A bloody wheel has fallen off now. Once the wheels fall off you need to recognise that the situation is not gonna improve. None the less, he fucken soldiers on… sits down, and the chair throws him off! That was a beautiful takedown by the chair. I reckon it’s fucken studied ju-jitsu. Unfortunately, the chair now has to feel the full wrath of the human and so does the Macintosh! Crikey, I don’t think any office equipment is safe from this bloody animal anymore. He goes after clock and says “fuck you, clock!” He’s sick of deadlines.
Aw that was a massive piledriver! Into the wall. The pinboard takes a hit. Pinboard never did anything to anyone. Faaark, he’s going full gangster. He’s yelling “die motherfucker.” This luxury item used to be a friend. Now it’s a proper enemy. I don’t think he’s heard the saying “don’t kick a chair when it’s down”. Although that’s mostly to protect your ankles. Anyway, he’s like “fuck this place” and he does a walk out. Time to get an outdoors job.

100 thoughts to “Ozzy Man Reviews: Man vs Chair”

  1. When suddenly he realise that working for someone is just for the noob. Then start to level up being a business man.

  2. His wife bought him that chair… he found out the night before that she has been having an affair with his brother.
    He realized it is not the chairs fault, and tried to still enjoy the chair.
    Unfortunately for the chair, when a man is at his braking point, no chair is safe…

  3. Fucker shoulda put his head through door window and fist thru window window. Shit why he didn't spear the damb wall?

  4. Mother fucker…. He is the real Psychopath or might be he use to record it in order to get huge money from youtube views….

  5. This chair is wild and the man should have killed it
    الكرسى ده مفترس والراجل كان عنده حق لما قتله .

  6. It happens to everyone. Someday is just not yours. Work stress, family issues, noisy neighbours, bad friends, etc can be an interpretation of this type of behaviour.

  7. The man is much too stupid to work in an office, too stupid to recognize a defect in a chair, too stupid to get it fixed, too stupid to maintain composure.

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