MINECRAFT (Honest Game Trailers)

MINECRAFT (Honest Game Trailers)

the following trailer is rated H for honest from not Sweden's biggest one-hit wonder since Peter Bjorn and John comes a game like no other unless you count Legos Lincoln Logs megabucks connects corrector sets or playing outside Minecraft play around with the virtual sandbox of Minecraft a game made with the latest technology to look like it was made in 1992 enjoy the full-featured PC experience or the dumb down impossible to control cash grab on consoles enter a magical world where the only limits are your imagination and constant references to the wiki to figure out how everything works and patience choose whichever game type best suits your playstyle creative mode where you build and explore free from danger survival mode that adds monsters and hunger to the mix or hardcore mode where you combine the fun of the other two with power e in a shack all night like a little bitch hush little Stevie don't say a word Mama's gonna buy you a live to build another day by following some of Minecraft most simple rules like don't forget to bring a torch you don't forget to cook your food don't let gaps in your shelter don't go outside in a thunderstorm don't look at the Enderman don't build your house in the swamp don't attack more than one creeper at a time don't forget to carry a bucket of water don't go mining at night don't use non weapon tools in combat don't waste high-quality equipment on basic job don't use diamond armor in the nether don't play around with fire don't get too cocky and never ever dig straight down or Bob see simple jump into a game that will give you panic attacks the next time you look at a sunset as nighttime brings out all kinds of dangerous mark but we're the deadliest villains of all our other people are not my house you ass so prepare for an open ended game where you make up the story that will most likely be a story about a little blue man who punches a tree then punches some dirt then ravages the countryside of a peaceful land and steals all of its natural resources to satisfy his unquenchable thirst for pointless construction wait am I the bad guy starring the crappy things you built like a hole a table and a shelter sort of and the ethic things other people have built like Battlestar Galactica the mines of moria King's Landing Minas Tirith the space shuttle the city of Shanghai and a working 16-bit computer are you speak me should this guy be out curing cancer or something mind Legos shut up and take my money hey gamers thanks for watching tune in for more honest game trailers now every Saturday tell us what game you'd like to see next and leave a comment of something you want me to say in my epic voice I'm a dude he's a dude she's a dude this land is my land this land is your land I feel it I feel the cosmos they took away my Happy Meal so I took away their happiness Luke I am your butthole

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  2. I know I’m a nerd when the only ones I recognize from people who have built awesome stuff are the space shuttle and the lord of the rings ones

  3. I respect you for not saying these people building these huge things should be out getting laid and living. It’s hard not to bash on that xD yes I do like Minecraft but not enough to stop getting it in

  4. "a game that's designed to look like it was made in1992" one year after the Soviets

  5. wait…. theres a working FREAKING COMPUTER in vanilla minecraft?!?!??!!?! i dont care if its 1:30 in the morning i am finding this NOW

  6. Not saying that i am an minecraft hater. But i must say that some of these things are actually pretty accurate XD

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