Key & Peele – Laron Can’t Laugh

Key & Peele – Laron Can’t Laugh


SO THIS ONE TIME IN COLLEGE,
MAN, I WAS STRAIGHT KICKING GAME TO THIS BEAUTIFUL CHICK,
DIANA, MAN? AND THE–IT’S A HOUSE PARTY,
AND SO ANYWAY, I GO TO THE KITCHEN TO GRAB US
A COUPLE OF BEERS, MAN. I KID YOU NOT,
I SLIPPED ON A BANANA PEEL. A BANANA PEEL.
IT WAS LIKE THIS. I WAS LIKE–JUST FELL ON MY ASS.
I JUST BUSTED MY ASS. – A BANANA PEEL? – LIKE I WAS BUSTER KEATON
OR SOMETHING. I WAS LIKE–
POO! [laughter] IT’S–UH– – YO–YO, DOG, YOU GOOD? – YEAH, MAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? – WHAT, ME? IT WAS A FUNNY STORY.
I WAS LAUGHING. – THEN LET IT OUT, MAN. JUST–JUST LAUGH. – I AM. – YEAH, SO, ANYWAY, YOU KNOW,
SO I GET UP, RIGHT? AND I GO TO GRAB A BEER, AND I FORGET THEY
ALL WAS SHOOKEN UP WHEN THEY FELL, RIGHT? I KID YOU NOT, THIS BEER
EXPLODED IN MY CROTCH, AND IT LOOKED
LIKE I PEED MYSELF. AND NOW I’M TRYING TO WALK,
BUT MY PANTS… [laughter] COME ON, WHAT ARE WE DOING? – DON’T HIT–
– DON’T HIT MY COUCH, LARON. – KEEP YOUR– – COME ON, YO.
I’M JUST LAUGHING WITH Y’ALL. – WELL, WE WERE LAUGHING. YOU WEREN’T–YOU DIDN’T,
YOU KNOW, MAKE ANY NOISE. YOU JUST OPENED YOUR MOUTH,
AND YOU STARTED JIGGLING. – YOU LOOKED LIKE
A WORM ON CRACK. – MM-HMM. – I GUESS EVERYBODY JUST
HAS THEIR OWN UNIQUE LAUGH. – OKAY, MAN,
YOU WERE NOT LAUGHING. YOU WERE NOT EMITTING SOUND
UP OUT YOUR MOUTH, MAN. – HEY, I’M GOOD. TELL YOUR STORY. – THANK YOU.
OKA–ANYWAY, I WENT BACK TO THE KITCHEN
TO GET TWO FRESH BEERS, AND SHE SAID, “I HATE BEER, BUT WHERE DID MY BANANA GO?” AND SO THEN
WE CALLED HER CHIQUITA DIANA. THERE HE GOES. LARON, DON’T BACK UP. HEY. – COME ON, MAN.
– CUT IT OUT, LARON. – HEY,
GET AWAY FROM THE TURTLES. LARON, DON’T DO THIS,
JUST DON’T TOUCH MY TUR– NIGGA, GET AWAY FROM IT. WHY YOU KNOCKING DOWN MY CDs?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? OKAY, YOU PUT A LAMPSHADE
ON YOUR HEAD? HEY.
– COME ON. COME ON, THOSE ARE PRICELESS.
– OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? NOW I SAY, LIKE,
YOU DOING IT INTENTIONALLY, NOW. – ALL RIGHT, SEE?
THAT’S NOT EVEN–YOU KNOW, IT’S ALMOST
LIKE YOU CHOREOGRAPHED IT. – YOU’RE GONNA
CLEAN ALL THIS UP. – OKAY. – LOOK, HEY, IF YOU’RE GONNA
LAUGH, THEN JUST LAUGH! DAMN. – MAYBE SOMETIMES YOU AIN’T AS FUNNY
AS YOU THINK. – ALL RIGHT. I GOT SOMETHING THAT’LL MAKE
YOU LAUGH. HUH?
BAP, HUH? – YEAH, JUST LET IT OUT.
– THERE YOU GO, LARON. – YEAH, THAT’S FUNNY.
– THAT’S IT, MAN. – JUST LET IT–OH, NO. THAT’S FUNNY, HUH?
– THERE YOU GO, MAN. – OH! HE GOING BACKWARDS.
– COME ON, BUDDY. JUST LAUGH, MAN, JUST LAUGH.
YOU KNOW THAT’S FUNNY. – THAT’S FUNNY!
– WHY WON’T YOU LAUGH? – COME ON, JUST LET IT OUT.
– JUST LAUGH, BROTHER. COME ON, MAN.
– IT’S A ROBOT. – OH, MAN, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK.
– OH, OH, OH, OH, BOOP. BOOP. – LET IT OUT.
– BOOP. – LET IT OUT, LET IT OUT! – [screeching roar] [all screaming] [roaring continues] [roaring stops] – SEE, THAT’S WHY I DIDN’T
WANT TO LAUGH. HAVE A GOOD LIFE.

100 thoughts to “Key & Peele – Laron Can’t Laugh”

  1. I actually know a black guy like that, if something funny is said he just does that same thing rocks around and says ‘you stupid, you so stupid’….he doesn’t laugh.

  2. I've heard of this this is a disability it's called liberalism they can't laugh all they do is cry it's sad

  3. Some of their jokes are funny! But you really have to work hard through dozens of dud ones to find them. And when when you came across a very lame one like this one, you realize is not worth your time! What really puzzles me is the 170K idiots who gave this a thumb up…

  4. For those interested: the name of the bandana on a stick is actually called a bindle. It was commonly used by cartoon characters in the 1930's to run away from home to either the circus or big city.

  5. His first "laugh" was the best. The rest seemed a bit over the top.
    It was funny as shit at the end he turned one of those guys white

  6. 3:58 ….(!!!!) THE MOMENT U REALIZE its the Fallout 4 music !!??

    4:04 BUT THEN, THAT it ALSO is the MASS EFFECT SOUNDTRACK !!!!!!!!!?!?!?!

    I just realized it HERE because its OUT OF CONTEXT! LOL!XD

    3:58 ,, WAR….war never changes!" (F4)
    4:04 ENTRANCE…..the REAPERS! (ME)

  7. I wonder how many takes they had to do to finish this sketch. i mean how can they sit there without laughing their asses off.

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