Today in the computer lab, you are going on IXL to do your math. Get to work. No! Screw IXL math! IXL is such a jerk because it won’t stop giving me wrong answers for no reason even if I do it right! Forget it. I am doing something else. I am going to play the I-SPY School Days CD instead of this garbage. Time to install the CD-ROM. Damn it! COMPUTER ANNOUNCER: Important security message. Please call the number provided as soon as possible. You will be guided for the removal of the adware-spyware virus on your computer. Seeing these pop-ups means that you have a virus installed on your computer which puts the security of your personal data at a serious risk. How do I get this damn virus off?! MS. DERRICK: Billy, why am I hearing a computer virus message? I dunno. Stop covering up the computer and show it to me. Jesus Christ! I cannot believe you installed a virus on your computer! What did you do to cause this? Um… ( 9x ) I downloaded the I-SPY School Days CD-ROM. Please don’t get upset with me. I didn’t know these things can cause viruses. Billy! Are you kidding me!? Installing a virus on a computer could put the security at a serious risk! But I didn’t actually try to install the virus. Will you stop talking?! Billy, I swear to God quit making creepy shocking faces and covering your ears when I scold you or there will be consequences for this behavior! You better stop shouting in my face like a psychopath or I will cut out your- That’s it, mister! Eject that disc from the computer and get out of the computer lab! I’m done with you! Get the hell out of here! Billy Chris Spunkygal! I cannot believe you got a virus in the computer lab! You know you will get arrested for having a virus on your computer! But mom, that’s not true. Computer viruses are not supposed to be illegal because people don’t intend to let it happen or to let it spread. We all make mistakes. That excuse will not work! So yes, you will go to jail for having a virus on your computer! You’re grounded for 7 years straight and absolutely no electronics during your punishment. Go to bed or I will contact the police, you douche bag!