Beto O’Rourke Tries Recording ASMR: Beto Breaks the Internet Ep. 2

Beto O’Rourke Tries Recording ASMR: Beto Breaks the Internet Ep. 2

-[ Whispering ] Hi. It’s me — Beto O’Rourke. I thought I’d try recording
some ASMR today because I hear it makes people
feel at ease and calm. And if there’s anything that
I am, it is caaaaaaaaaaaaalm! Calm! Okay, now, believe it or not, this is the first time
I’ve actually ever whispered in my entire life. I don’t know how
librarians do it. I mean, if I was around
the Dewey Decimal System all day, I’d flip
the [bleep] out. [ Louder ] God!
It’s such a great system! Man! Dewey is the man! [ Whispering ]
Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Let’s give this a shot —
[ Breathes deeply ] Just relax and listen
to the soothing sounds of my heart beating
600 times a minute. [ Rustling ] [ Heart beating rapidly ] [ Water drips ] Do you hear it? Doctors say I live in a constant
state of exhilaration. Even hummingbirds are like,
“Man, that guy’s a lot.” I’ve also heard
that in these videos, people will chew
on certain foods, so that’s what I’m gonna do
with my favorite food, which is all foods ever. [ Rustling ] [ Crunching ] [ Rustling ] Oh, these flavors are just [ Louder ]
incredible! [ Whispering ]
I’m sorry. Now, another thing I’ve heard
about these videos that people love listening to is
the sound of hair being brushed. Well, lucky for you,
I have a small secret ponytail that I kept from
my punk rock years. [ Brushing ] One of the best things about
having a ponytail is that it reminds everyone that I’m not like
a regular candidate. I don’t wear ties
or stand at sea level. I don’t plan on shaking hands
with people. Instead, I’m gonna come up with
a personalized secret handshake with every American
of voting age. [ Brushing continues ] God, isn’t ASMR great? [ Louder ]
I love whispering!! [ Whispering ]
Sorry. Sorry. God, sorry. Shush. [ Normal voice ]
Okay, I give up. Aaaaaaaah! ♪♪ [ Laughs ] [ Rustling ] [ Breathes heavily ] ♪♪ ♪♪

100 thoughts to “Beto O’Rourke Tries Recording ASMR: Beto Breaks the Internet Ep. 2”

  1. IAssmer lol the name is funny when u say it like this "assmur" lol like asmr is like ass summer lol.this video is so funny love your show!

  2. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

  3. FUCC I thought this was a SERIOUS ASMR HAHAHAHA. Like I was going to bed and tapped on yhis vid and BITCH JUST SCREAMED AHHHHHHHHHHH

  4. Dear God… ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

  5. Lets talk about the clones that we are making out here. In other words. Music and videos. _x

  6. I love Beto! This is the best thing Fallon has done in a while, aside from pandering to celebs. I am glad Beto inspires him.

  7. Reminds me of Mike Myers meets Ted (Keanu Reeves). This was sooo funny! Who would've thought the whisper community from eight years ago would make it to the Tonight Show ๐Ÿ™‚

  8. Do people say O'Rourke is super energised? I didn't know that, why? (Foreigner asking)

  9. Beto we talked about this no drugs at midnight ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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