Best of Creed  – The Office US

Best of Creed – The Office US


There’s my girl Noticed you handing out some shekels. How would one get on that train? That was perdium from Philidelphia Ugh, that town smells like cheese steaks That town is full of history! Andrea’s the, uh, office bitch you’ll get used to her hmMMm creed I’m not offended by homosexuality In the 60s I made love to many many women often outdoors *eyebrow raise* in the mud and the rain and it’s possible a man slipped in would be no way of knowing. So, strike scream and run Alright, let’s try it. *Strikes, screams, and runs* Hey did one of you tell Stanley that I had asthma? Because I don’t If it gets out they won’t let me scuba If I can’t scuba, then w h a t s t h i s a l l b e e n a b o u t ? What am I working toward? Creed? Yes, sir? Everything okay? Everything’s cool, dude. I’m thirty. Well in November I’ll be thirty. That is Northern Lights Cannabis, Indica No, it’s marijuana. I may have inside information that someone is hiding drugs in this very office. Just pretend like we’re talking until the cops leave. Thanks, playing a little hooky from work today. oh my god How much do they want 300 dollars -What? No, I could get a fish for a five-cent worm. Oh, you’re paying way too much for worms, man. Who’s your worm guy? So hey, I wanna set you up with my daughter. Oh, I’m engaged to Pam. I thought you were gay. Then why would you want to set me up with your daughter? i d o n t k n o w Hey cus Heard you’re having money problems. No you didn’t Listen, I got the answer. You declare bankruptcy, all your problems go away. Creed Bratton has never declared bankruptcy. When Creed Bratton gets in trouble, he transfers his debt to William Charles Schneider. Creed, I noticed you don’t have a resolution on the board. What’s yours? I wanna do a cartwheel. They’re real casual, like, not make a big deal out of it, but I know everybody saw it. Just one stunning, gorgeous cartwheel. How’s it going? i’m having a little trouble motivating no if you do that i’m going to do that if you do that i’m going to do that if you do this i’m going to do that well what if I just did– y o u d o n t w a n t t o d o t h a t . *wtf* I’m just hiding out until all this stuff blows over. With Creed. Playing chess. At work. He’s winning. I feel like I’m describing a dream I had. yo Is this his new chair? No he hasn’t picked one yet. DAAAHT. When Pam gets Michael’s old chair, I get Pam’s old chair. Then I’ll have two chairs And only one to go. I’ve been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You get more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader. Whoa, awesome. L E T S P U T A S M I L E O N T H A T F A C E Dammit Creed I’ve been up since four! Real shame about Ed, huh? -Yeah Must really have you thinking. About what? The older you get, the bigger the chances you’re gonna die. You knew that Ed was decapitated. What? Dwight (whispering): really? He was drunk as a skunk, he was flying down route six, he slides under an eighteen-wheeler, pop it snaps right off. Oh my god… *impressed* That is the way to go. Instant death, very smart. You know, a human can go on living for several hours after being decapitated. You’re thinking of a chicken. what did i say Someone complained that the men’s room is whites only, Stanley you know that’s not true I didn’t say that Then why is there a picture of a white man on the door? I already won the lottery. I was born in the U S of A, baby. And as backup I have a Swiss passport Does it hurt terribly? No, it’s not too bad. They had me on a lot of painkillers. Oh really what kind? Codeine? Vicodin? Percocet? Fentanyl? Oxycontin? Palladone I have no idea. *sigh of disgrace* Hey, Creed. Creed: Heyyyyyy, -Kid: What’s up Creed? Creed: What’re you guys up to? Ahhh, hellloooo -Kid: You’re the man, buddy. I run a small fake ID company from my car with a laminating machine that I swiped from the Sheriff’s station I understand that’s confusing Hey, brah, I’ve been meaning to ask you, Can we get some Red Bulls for these things? Sometimes a guy’s gotta ride the bull. amirite?? Later, skater. Look at where you’re going to be doing the cartwheel, so look where you’re going to be placing your hands. So pick a spot Creed: Mmhmm Michael: You’re ready to do this? Creed: Yes, sir. You know what? I’m gonna stay here as long as it takes Creed: I really appreciate that. Michael: Imma spot ya, imma spot you Michael: Go. I did it! You did? The perfect cartwheel. Okay, good. What a rush, that’s all I had to do all year. Congratulations. (creed’s face is gold right here) Well, alright see you tomorrow. Oh my god. I find it offensive. All natural, baby. That’s how I like ’em. Swing low, sweet Chariots. Kevin: Look at that. She’s totally flirting with him. Mmm, you don’t know that. Some people can’t help losing sexuality You ever noticed you can only lose two things? sexuality and pus. Man I tell ya. It’s a beautiful morning at Dunder-Mifflin. As I like to call it: Great Bratton. Keep it running. “Do I love being manager?” I love my kids, I love real estate, I love ceramics, I love my job, I love wrestling, Find out what language this is. wEsFLdLEE sBrrBd cLWsf NrR mSTw eEEeEmR. IIsT sTRr bObBsKaA. (german?) Nobody’s does this when Creed Bratton gets away with it. The last person to do this disappeared. His name? *whispering* Creed Bratton I didn’t realize that everybody here dresses up every year. Me neither. It’s Halloween That is really really good timing. You told Toby that Creed has a distinct “old man smell?” I know exactly what he’s talking about. I sprouted mung beans on a damp paper towel in my desk drawer. Very nutritious. But they smell like death. Can you tell us what happened? Um, I was walking to the building and this man asked me for directions, And, he was holding a map, and when I walked over, He had, IT out *whispering* on the map. Phyllis, you’re a married woman. The guy was just hanging brain, I mean what’s all the fuss? If that’s flashing then lock me up. The Taliban is the worst. Great heroin, though. Cool beans, man. I live by the quarry. We should hang out by the quarry and throw things down there! Okay, team building. On this side of the room: Stanley, Phyllis, Jim, Ted, Elroy. And this side of the room: Pam, Meredith, Phyllis, Creed– He never called a meeting Everybody, this is Creed, and he is in charge of… Michael: something Creed: That is correct. Michael: Say hi to the kids. Creed: Hi kids. Michael: Yayyyy….. Have you ever seen a foot with four toes?? *kids going eww except for the one Chad running for a closer look* Stop it! Just no, no no, would you cut it out?! Bobody! Bo-BODY, what does the first B stand for? What are we doing? We’re making acronyms! Okay, what does the first B stand for? Kevin: uhm, BIZNISSZ Iiiii LIKEit BIZNIS! Good, Kevin. Alright, the O, We need a new manager. What are you doing in here? This is the woman’s room. You’re in here I pay for that privilege *yelling* IM A PRETTY NORMAL GUY, I DO ONE WEIRD THING, I LIKE TO GO IN THE WOMAN’S ROOM FOR NUMBER TWO. IVE BEEN CAUGHT SEVERAL TIMES, & I H A V E P A I D D E A R L Y. I remember it was very late at night, like 11:00, 11:30 Big fella comes in screaming about God knows what, I think maybe Halpbert had stolen his car, something like that So the big fella pulls out a sock filled with nickels. Then Schrute grabs a can of hair spray and a lighter, You’re useless. Why do we as a society, hate old people so much? Because they’re lame. No! Creed, no, they are not! Jim. -Oh, cool. That’s from me. Great! Where’d you get it? I don’t know, it was so long ago. He obviously forgot to get me something. And then he went to his closet and dug out this little number Then threw in the bag. *no shame* Yep, that’s exactly what happened. Sorry I’m late boss, what’s going on? *in a retarded accent* Sir! There has been a murder, and you are suspect. Oh , okay. Hang on just a sec, lemme just settle in, and I’ll be right back. Very good! Very good. Now, no one was there, in the wine cellar, You know what, don’t even worry about it, everyone was so drunk, no one even remembers what you said. I remember. I blogged the whole thing. www.creedthoughts.gov.www/creedthoughts Check it out. Last year, Creed asked me how to set up a blog. Wanting to protect the world from being exposed to Creed’s brain, I opened up a word document on his computer and put an address at the top. I’ve read some of it. Even for the internet, it’s pretty shocking.

100 thoughts to “Best of Creed – The Office US”

  1. Hang On Just A Sec Let Me Settle In….And I'll Be Right Back 不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不

  2. www.creedthoughts.gov.www/creedthoughts

    Hey-o, every one out there in syberWorld it,s old creed bratton coming at your again, here from my perch as a quality assurance manager at dunder mifflin paper just a few observations on the world around me

    what do you guys think is the best car? to me. you can,t beat

    a motorcycles. they,re small and dangerous.

    i got into a car

  3. what if Creed is just some regular old guy looking to have some fun by putting on the persona of a shady lunatic for the cameras

  4. Creed has a million better moments than this. How can you put in the cartwheel but leave out the scene where he curses out Erin?

  5. Michael Scott : The world sends people your way. Ryan came to me through a temp agency. Andy was transferred here. No idea where Creed came from.

    No idea where Creed came from wait

    Also 10:58 has me dead

  6. But why does he use commas as apostrophes on his blog??? There is more to Creed than meets the eye. Im gonna research and see what I find

  7. But why does he use commas as apostrophes on his blog??? There is more to Creed than meets the eye. Im gonna research and see what I find

  8. There are 4 gods in the office.
    Jim: god of pranks

    Creed: god of dickery

    Micheal: god of douchery

    Dwight: god of conspiracy theories

  9. 4:44 I told my teacher "why are the school bathrooms racist"
    He takes a good look at the label and whispers "your stupid"
    I tend to ask stupid questions.

  10. Ok they have all the best creed parts except the BEST creed moment: the finale how do you forget the finale?!

  11. My friend told me Creed cant be my favorite character because hes not a major character in the show. What does that even mean.

  12. "What do you guys think is the best kind of car? To me, you can,t beat motorcycles. They,re small and dangerous."

  13. My favorite is when Michael is playing a murder in Savannah with the office to distract them and creed yeets the fuck off.

  14. lol the first scene sums up Creeds entire personality in 30 seconds

    – Calls Angela Andrea
    – Introduces himself to Meredith even though they have sat right across from each other for years
    – Proceeds to finish off Angelas breakfast

    Creed to the best minor character of any story fictional or non-fictional.

  15. Idk how the actors/actresses can keep a straight face while filming…. They probably had to take 2,500 takes. The fucking Strike, Scream, and Run steps is god damn fhnnn

  16. Creed: Hey I want to set you up with my daughter
    Jim: oh no Im engaged to Pam
    Creed: I thought you were gay
    Jim: then why would you want to set me up with your daughter?
    Creed: I dont know

  17. 8:50 I like how not even the manager knows wtf Creed DOES at the company and Creed is still just tolerated at the place.

    On a side note, how bad of an idea is it to introduce children to Creed?

  18. I disliked because during the creed thoughts bit you put a forward slash instead of a backslash and seriously how was that so hard. Pethetic.

  19. At 3:53, I bet Creed Bratton would be a good actor as The Joker on a new Batman Movie and at 9:01, when he asked the kids if they wanted to see his foot with four toes, I bet theyll start calling him Creepy Creed!

  20. Dude, this is not Creed related…

    But Kevin TRUCKED Angela at 4:04 to yell at Creed about his Joker costume… Angela was breaking character to acknowledge it

  21. "Hey I'd like to set you up with my daughter."
    "I'm engaged to Pam."
    "I thought you were gay?"
    "Then why would you want to set me up with your daughter?"
    "I don't know."
    He looked so lost

  22. My favorite is when after a long scene Dwight just looks at Creed and says Dad? And then Creed looks down at the desk and back up as if hes debating whether or not he might actually be his dad

    I laughed so hard my whole family woke up

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