Please, Dad, can I play
in this one last tournament? Sorry, boy, you’re through. First prize is $1,000. You get paid to
play video games? $1,000. They actually pay you? Yes. In dollars? Yes. To play a video game? That’s right. They pay you in cash. Yes, yes, yes. How much? $1,000. All right, do
not tell your mom, but I’m going to say
yes, one last tournament. Oh, thank you, Dad. Just one thing. They actually pay you? Yes! $1,000 to play video games?